Climb Stress and Distraction Free!
Tired of your home life being disrupted by bad climbing sessions? Want to focus on your climbing without stress from work bogging you down?
Introducing our new Severed Hours for Severed Members!
Severed Hours run from 8:00 PM - 12:00 AM every night, for Severed Members only. That means less crowds and more climbing around other folks just as dedicated to distraction-free climbing like you!
With a simple procedure performed by our expert team of drill masters - the routesetters - one simple insertion of a small bolt into your brain will split your Ascent gym life from your outside life. You can walk out of every climbing session feeling like you crushed, and have dedicated time free from all the outside stress and noise of the world!
Get your first month of Severed Membership for FREE TONIGHT ONLY (April 1st) when you come in to get your Severance Procedure. After that, Severed Memberships are just $50 per month (*including the procedure!) with 4 hours every night just for other dedicated, hardcore severed climbers like you.
*Book the procedure at the front desk on your next visit.
